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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th Most Advanced Public Transport: 978th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,164th
The Fascist Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Don't Negotiate With Enemies of the State.
Alexandria Hackett
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.599 billion

CapitalPort Anderson
LeaderAlexandria Hackett
FaithThe followers of Eria


The Fascist Union of Jamstown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandria Hackett with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.599 billion Jamstownians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Anderson. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamstownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Tacoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,246 Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, vaccinations are mandatory, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Jamstownians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamstown's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The followers of Eria.

Jamstown is ranked 54,254th in the world and 196th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 45.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Average Incomes: 10,030thMost Secular: 11,371stMost Authoritarian: 12,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,849th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the region

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