The Fascist Union of Jamstown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandria Hackett with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.599 billion Jamstownians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Anderson. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamstownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Tacoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,246 Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, vaccinations are mandatory, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Jamstownians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamstown's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The followers of Eria.

Jamstown is ranked 54,254^th in the world and 196^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 45.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.