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Most Cheerful Citizens: 447th Largest Publishing Industry: 474th Nicest Citizens: 619th
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.97 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.97 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 2,370 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,381 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 156,424th in the world and 251st in Spiritus for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.32 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 447thLargest Publishing Industry: 474thNicest Citizens: 619thMost Pacifist: 733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 834thMost Beautiful Environments: 975thMost Developed: 1,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,067thBest Weather: 1,228thMost Cultured: 1,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,368thSmartest Citizens: 1,482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,563rdTop
Most Influential: 1,845thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,227thHealthiest Citizens: 2,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,787thHighest Economic Output: 4,479thLowest Crime Rates: 5,741stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,848thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,955thLargest Governments: 7,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,844thTop
Nudest: 8,679thLargest Populations: 8,959thSafest: 9,188thMost Inclusive: 10,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,305thMost Devout: 14,355thMost Income Equality: 15,262ndMost Stationary: 16,130th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials"".
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Jutsa".
  • : Jamocha's influence in Spiritus fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".


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