by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 470thLargest Publishing Industry: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 661st
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population20.057 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.057 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 3,148 trillion coffee beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,977 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 231,365th in the world and 281st in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 470thLargest Publishing Industry: 520thMost Advanced Public Education: 661stMost Pacifist: 702ndNicest Citizens: 864thMost Beautiful Environments: 978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,148thBest Weather: 1,149thMost Cultured: 1,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,482ndSmartest Citizens: 1,735thMost Developed: 2,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,058thMost Influential: 2,310thTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,638thHealthiest Citizens: 2,910thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,334thHighest Economic Output: 4,589thLowest Crime Rates: 5,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,901stLargest Governments: 7,039thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,379thLargest Populations: 7,800thSafest: 8,551stMost Stationary: 9,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,687thMost Inclusive: 11,572ndTop
Nudest: 11,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,821stMost Efficient Economies: 18,250thMost Devout: 19,941st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend HumanSanity".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Corporal Punishment Ban".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Tassalvia.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.


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