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Most Cheerful Citizens: 431st Largest Publishing Industry: 473rd Nicest Citizens: 575th
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jamocha

Population13.695 billion

CapitalMochiana
LeaderPrime Minister Amos
FaithBuddhism

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.695 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,242 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, one of the most popular models in Jamocha has a scarred face and one working eye, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 9,786th in the world and 21st in Spiritus for Safest, scoring 120.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 431stLargest Publishing Industry: 473rdNicest Citizens: 575thMost Pacifist: 701stMost Compassionate Citizens: 758thMost Advanced Public Education: 812thMost Developed: 949thMost Beautiful Environments: 954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,014thMost Cultured: 1,234thBest Weather: 1,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,310thSmartest Citizens: 1,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,522ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,620thMost Influential: 1,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,324thHealthiest Citizens: 2,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,447thHighest Economic Output: 4,565thLowest Crime Rates: 5,733rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,930thLargest Governments: 7,476thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,072ndNudest: 8,438thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,825thLargest Populations: 9,442ndSafest: 9,786thHighest Average Incomes: 10,460thMost Inclusive: 10,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,255thMost Devout: 11,283rdMost Income Equality: 14,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,535th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The League of Conservative Nations".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, one of the most popular models in Jamocha has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Jamocha endorsed The Spooktastic State of Zitrone.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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