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Most Cheerful Citizens: 440th Largest Publishing Industry: 468th Nicest Citizens: 593rd
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jamocha

Population14.115 billion

CapitalMochiana
LeaderPrime Minister Amos
FaithBuddhism

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.115 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,194 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 15,204th in the world and 41st in Spiritus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,749.07 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 468thNicest Citizens: 593rdMost Pacifist: 711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 811thMost Beautiful Environments: 972ndMost Developed: 990thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,039thMost Cultured: 1,250thBest Weather: 1,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,322ndSmartest Citizens: 1,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,516thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,715thMost Influential: 1,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,264thHealthiest Citizens: 2,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,551stHighest Economic Output: 4,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,726thLargest Governments: 7,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,871stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,453rdNudest: 8,685thLargest Populations: 9,266thSafest: 9,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,631stMost Inclusive: 10,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,286thMost Devout: 13,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,204thMost Income Equality: 15,208th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Communal Confederacy"".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Freshwater Shortages".
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.

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