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Most Cheerful Citizens: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 476thMost Pacifist: 620th
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population18.226 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.226 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 2,909 trillion coffee beans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,641 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 202,458th in the world and 253rd in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 476thMost Pacifist: 620thMost Advanced Public Education: 710thNicest Citizens: 712thMost Compassionate Citizens: 963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,146thBest Weather: 1,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,229thMost Cultured: 1,335thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,442ndSmartest Citizens: 1,661stMost Developed: 1,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,056thTop
Most Influential: 2,097thHealthiest Citizens: 2,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,240thHighest Economic Output: 4,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,880thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,036thLowest Crime Rates: 5,527thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,755thLargest Governments: 6,832ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,920thLargest Populations: 8,039thSafest: 8,630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,014thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,690thMost Stationary: 10,712thNudest: 11,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,284thHighest Average Incomes: 11,451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,569thMost Efficient Economies: 17,686thMost Devout: 17,724thMost Income Equality: 19,940th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vippertooth33".
  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution " International Transportation Preclearance Act".
  • : Jamocha endorsed The Dominion of Dorento.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Jamocha was endorsed by The Dominion of Dorento.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Stationary.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 13 » Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Urran, Dawnonia, Subhurbia, Rogamark, Colonalia, Kasadea, Haremm, Kialga, Tavolaristan, and Dorento.

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