by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 437th Largest Publishing Industry: 488th Nicest Citizens: 593rd
The Peaceful Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Compassionate regard for all sentient beings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population14.564 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Amos

Currencycoffee bean
Animalrainbow lorikeet

The Peaceful Paradise of Jamocha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Amos with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.564 billion Jamochans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochiana. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamochan economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion coffee beans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,694 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Jamochan politicians, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Jamocha's national animal is the rainbow lorikeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jamocha is ranked 9,089th in the world and 10th in Spiritus for Largest Populations, with 14.6 billion Capita.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 437thLargest Publishing Industry: 488thNicest Citizens: 593rdMost Pacifist: 710thMost Advanced Public Education: 769thMost Compassionate Citizens: 806thMost Beautiful Environments: 957thMost Developed: 986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,042ndBest Weather: 1,204thMost Cultured: 1,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,432ndSmartest Citizens: 1,451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,564thTop
Most Influential: 1,755thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,228thHealthiest Citizens: 2,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,648thHighest Economic Output: 4,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,508thLowest Crime Rates: 5,700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,367thLargest Governments: 7,307thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,173rdTop
Nudest: 8,558thLargest Populations: 9,089thSafest: 9,311thMost Inclusive: 10,471stHighest Average Incomes: 10,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,198thMost Devout: 14,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,940thMost Income Equality: 15,426th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamocha lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific"".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Church of Satan".
  • : Jamocha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Church of Satan".
  • : Jamocha voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Aero-Space Administration".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamocha, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Jamocha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.


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