by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,961stMost Influential: 3,497thMost Pacifist: 5,407th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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The Chief
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.181 billion

LeaderThe Chief

AnimalParson Terrier

The Republic of Jamitri is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.181 billion Jamitrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ras-Jamitri. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jamitrian economy, worth 181 trillion Jambas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,109 Jambas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, homophobia is off the menu, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamitri's national animal is the Parson Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogism.

Jamitri is ranked 120,129th in the world and 4,032nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,232.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,961stMost Influential: 3,497thMost Pacifist: 5,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,834thNicest Citizens: 7,849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,902ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,113thBest Weather: 8,836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,858thSafest: 9,393rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,690thHealthiest Citizens: 11,241stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,031stMost Income Equality: 12,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,480thMost Cultured: 12,631stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,977thHighest Food Quality: 13,174thMost Inclusive: 13,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,386thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,161stLowest Crime Rates: 19,303rd
Most Pacifist: 182nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 242nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 256th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 260th in the regionNicest Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionBest Weather: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 287th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 296th in the regionSafest: 302nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 349th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 373rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 382nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 415th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 422nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 514th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 602nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 625th in the regionMost Stationary: 680th in the regionLargest Governments: 735th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Jamitri endorsed The United Socialist States of Talakra.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Jamitri was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Talakra.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamitri, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Jamitri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Jamitri endorsed The Erratic Entomophiles of MikGonnia.


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