Best Weather: 359th Most Efficient Economies: 725th Most Beautiful Environments: 765th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sardar Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.375 billion Jamilkhuzis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion New francRiels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,035 New francRiels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and some Jamilkhuzean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 150,784th in the world and 298th in Social Liberal Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Best Weather: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 725thMost Beautiful Environments: 765thLongest Average Lifespans: 822ndMost Influential: 863rdMost Inclusive: 1,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,478thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,649thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,297thMost Stationary: 2,484thMost Developed: 2,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,494thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,952ndNicest Citizens: 5,123rdMost Pacifist: 5,775thMost Cultured: 6,964thSmartest Citizens: 7,177thHighest Economic Output: 7,268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,559thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,690thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,029thMost Devout: 10,750th
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, some Jamilkhuzean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Jamilkhuzis's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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