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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 753rdMost Pacifist: 3,905thMost Inclusive: 3,928th
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Jametopia

Population2.299 billion

CapitalSkarii
LeaderJamie Wolf
FaithSecularism

CurrencyJohan
AnimalWolf

The Glorious Dominion of Jametopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jamie Wolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.299 billion Jametopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skarii. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jametopian economy, worth 311 trillion Johans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,473 Johans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Jamie Wolf wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown. Jametopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jametopia is ranked 141,123rd in the world and 54th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Stationary, with 202.0666067884 days.

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Most Pacifist: 3,905thMost Inclusive: 3,928thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,957thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,992ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,637thNicest Citizens: 4,882ndHighest Food Quality: 4,963rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,459thMost Cultured: 6,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,924thBest Weather: 7,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,342ndMost Developed: 9,114thSmartest Citizens: 9,492ndSafest: 9,896thMost Influential: 10,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,930thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,964thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,310thLargest Governments: 14,465thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,052ndNudest: 18,599thMost Secular: 20,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,071stMost Income Equality: 23,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,126thMost Efficient Economies: 25,654thHighest Average Incomes: 28,382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 29,168thMost Politically Free: 29,336th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jametopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Samanaa.
  • : Jametopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : The Republic of Courelli dismissed Jametopia as Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of The Social Liberal Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, saying "don't do anything that Jamie Wolf wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Jametopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
  • : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Wolf Dung" has been declared a national treasure.

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