by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 497thMost Pacifist: 4,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,715th
The Glorious Dominion of
Left-wing Utopia
Strength Through Community
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population1.592 billion

CapitalGolden Dawn
LeaderJamie Wolf


The Glorious Dominion of Jametopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jamie Wolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.592 billion Jametopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Dawn. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jametopian economy, worth 203 trillion Johans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,808 Johans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jametopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jametopia is ranked 245,718th in the world and 125th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 497thTop
Most Pacifist: 4,060thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,715thNicest Citizens: 5,741stSafest: 5,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,042ndMost Inclusive: 6,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,168thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,216thHighest Food Quality: 7,519thBest Weather: 8,523rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,711thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,966thMost Cultured: 10,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,973rdMost Developed: 11,471stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,240thSmartest Citizens: 12,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,436thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,810thMost Secular: 15,476thHealthiest Citizens: 15,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,424thLargest Governments: 19,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,113thLowest Crime Rates: 21,466thMost Income Equality: 22,574thMost Politically Free: 24,090th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the region

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