The Glorious Dominion of Jametopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jamie Wolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.592 billion Jametopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Dawn. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jametopian economy, worth 203 trillion Johans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,808 Johans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jametopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Jametopia is ranked 245,718^th in the world and 125^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.