Population | 2.299 billion |
Capital | Skarii |
Leader | Jamie Wolf |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Johan |
Animal | Wolf |
The Glorious Dominion of Jametopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jamie Wolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.299 billion Jametopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skarii. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jametopian economy, worth 311 trillion Johans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,473 Johans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Saying "don't do anything that Jamie Wolf wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown. Jametopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
Jametopia is ranked 141,123rd in the world and 54th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Stationary, with 202.0666067884 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jametopia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Samanaa.
- : Jametopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Republic of Courelli dismissed Jametopia as Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of The Social Liberal Union.
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, saying "don't do anything that Jamie Wolf wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Jametopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
- : Following new legislation in Jametopia, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Wolf Dung" has been declared a national treasure.