Population | 15.621 billion |
Capital | Waldenia |
Leader | The Lord Protector |
Faith | to do good |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Socialist Commonwealth of Jambizana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.621 billion Jambizanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldenia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Jambizanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 181,974 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Lord Protector wears an armoured gauntlet, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jambizana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is to do good.
Jambizana is ranked 1,809th in the world and 67th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 278 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jambizana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Jambizana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Jambizana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Jambizana altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Jambizana, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Jambizana, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Jambizana, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Lord Protector wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Jambizana, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Jambizana was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Jambizana ceased to exist in Osiris.