by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 295th Least Corrupt Governments: 385th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 560th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Jambizana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.424 billion Jambizanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldenia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jambizanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 179,528 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Lord Protector's bedroom, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jambizana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is to do good.

Jambizana is ranked 1,791st in the world and 52nd in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 25.31 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Welfare Programs: 295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560thMost Advanced Public Education: 605thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 634thSafest: 669thMost Rebellious Youth: 749thMost Developed: 809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 813thMost Pacifist: 901stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,063rdMost Cultured: 1,124thSmartest Citizens: 1,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,391stLargest Governments: 1,407thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,705thHealthiest Citizens: 1,791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,138thNicest Citizens: 2,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,673rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,142ndMost Secular: 5,085thHighest Economic Output: 5,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,680thMost Inclusive: 5,681stHighest Average Incomes: 6,578thLowest Crime Rates: 6,728thBest Weather: 7,171stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,841stMost Efficient Economies: 13,526th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionBest Weather: 299th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jambizana's influence in Balder rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Jambizana was endorsed by The Sultanate of The Pacific Caliphate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Lord Protector's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Jambizana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.


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