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Largest Welfare Programs: 492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 675th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Et in securitatem libertas
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jambizana

Population15.621 billion

CapitalWaldenia
LeaderThe Lord Protector
Faithto do good

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPhoenix

The Socialist Commonwealth of Jambizana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.621 billion Jambizanans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldenia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jambizanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,842 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 181,974 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Lord Protector wears an armoured gauntlet, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jambizana's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is to do good.

Jambizana is ranked 1,809th in the world and 67th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 278 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 796thLeast Corrupt Governments: 867thMost Advanced Public Education: 882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 900thSafest: 1,156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,159thMost Pacifist: 1,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,603rdMost Cultured: 1,809thMost Developed: 2,115thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,248thLargest Governments: 2,378thSmartest Citizens: 2,608thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,725thHealthiest Citizens: 2,789thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,286thHighest Food Quality: 3,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,682ndNicest Citizens: 4,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,289thBest Weather: 7,487thHighest Economic Output: 7,804thMost Inclusive: 8,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,679thLowest Crime Rates: 10,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,924thHighest Average Incomes: 13,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,571stTop
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Most Secular: 15,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,786thLargest Populations: 24,841stMost Efficient Economies: 30,097th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 121st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 427th in the regionMost Inclusive: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 480th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 552nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 580th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 583rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 693rd in the regionLargest Populations: 836th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 927th in the regionMost Secular: 954th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 971st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,037th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jambizana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jambizana's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jambizana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Jambizana altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Lord Protector wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Jambizana, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Jambizana was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Jambizana ceased to exist in Osiris.

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