by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,433rd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,050th Healthiest Citizens: 2,164th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Jammin all the time
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.247 billion

CapitalJamaker City


The Republic of Jamaker is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by philip with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.247 billion Jamakerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamaker City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamakerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 158,299 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sun now sets on the Jamakerian Empire, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamaker's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christian.

Jamaker is ranked 49,794th in the world and 2,116th in Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,433rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,050thHealthiest Citizens: 2,164thMost Inclusive: 2,587thNicest Citizens: 2,701stLowest Crime Rates: 3,483rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,551stMost Pacifist: 3,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,392ndMost Developed: 4,525thMost Influential: 5,321stBest Weather: 5,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,805thSmartest Citizens: 7,213thLargest Governments: 7,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,820thMost Cultured: 7,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,018thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,035thHighest Average Incomes: 10,863rdHighest Economic Output: 12,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,599th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 395th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 428th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 440th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 454th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 461st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 476th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 560th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 575th in the regionMost Income Equality: 665th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamaker's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jamaker's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jamaker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Jamaker's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jamaker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamaker, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamaker, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamaker, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamaker, the sun now sets on the Jamakerian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamaker, Philip's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.


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