The Moves Like of Jakker is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Samos Hagai with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.866 billion Jakkerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven City. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jakkerian economy, worth 578 trillion Power Cells a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,713 Power Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, all guns must be registered, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakker's national animal is the Daxter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakker is ranked 126,285^th in the world and 253^rd in The Black Hawks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.