The Moves Like of Jakker is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samos Hagai with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 18.343 billion Jakkerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jakkerian economy, worth 736 trillion Power Cells a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,175 Power Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, military spending is on the increase, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakker's national animal is the Daxter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakker is ranked 5,221^st in the world and 4^th in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 2,162.7069492 Days.