by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,885th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
We Will Endure
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population525 million



The Federal Republic of Jaistein is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 525 million Jaisteinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellzig. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jaisteinian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Jaibles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,439 Jaibles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaistein's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaistein is ranked 181,824th in the world and 7,121st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,885thTop
Most Influential: 3,404thSafest: 8,347thHealthiest Citizens: 9,323rdBest Weather: 11,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,696thTop
Most Patriotic: 12,434thMost Pacifist: 14,644thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,293rdNicest Citizens: 17,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,132ndMost Secular: 18,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,605thMost Inclusive: 18,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,998thHighest Food Quality: 20,588thSmartest Citizens: 20,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,431stMost Developed: 22,971st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 182nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 459th in the regionSafest: 470th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 596th in the regionBest Weather: 632nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 779th in the regionMost Pacifist: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 804th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 820th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 832nd in the regionMost Secular: 841st in the regionMost Influential: 886th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 896th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 906th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 911th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jaistein's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Jaistein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Jaistein was endorsed by The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians.
  • : Jaistein voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend LadyRebels".
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, Jaistein has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaistein, third world countries are rich in "I Love Hellzig" t-shirts.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 189 » Galbadiana, Advancia-Sizzletown, Solimun, Aguaria Major, Jancokk, New Trisone, New Celoveniortan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Rising Sakura, Shibutani, Bearical, Omnistria, Hellsinky, Corfad, Crusadam, Lulubellia, Siwale, Koda-Land, Aerilia, Praeceps, Hamerica, Pallaith, Valentine Z, Weeb cult, Ellbonnia, Vincone Cae, Tachycardia, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Holy Oranz, Tringapore, Antonimus, Lemsrow, Guer Aike, Dabarastan, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Bharathvarsh, Loutsland, Runeda, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Dar es Saalam, The Sinclarian Provinces, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Francois Isidore, Frances Francis the First of France, and 139 others.Illusia and Neverendia, Ravendi, Perikuresu, Joodey, Travislavania, Wilkshire, ForestMythal, Darkmondoria, Selfgradatude, Ethnon, Technocratic-european Countries, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Napnomadia, Sil Dorsett, The Calabash Protectorate, Merconitonitopia, WeKnow, Sunto, Paradeavenlisian States, Seanat, ChristianVille of the USA, Lionia, Nova Arcania, The Republic of Free Peoples, Marmiedon, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Panama Coalition, Unshleepd, Xagill, Empy, Pertinet Terris, Hardscrabble, Morover, Sahriastan, Sikol, Wineclaw, The Mazur Empire, Wisconsota, United Kahndaq, Tyirza, Xipher, El Guajuila, The Endless Eventide, Zupla, Typhora, Aidiarnia, Arctic Kingdoms, Holy Marcus Empire, Altivia, Cornwallis Bay, DeadlyAntics, Andanavia, Aetulia, Anungu, Ahssn, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Alice Gardens, Amblegreserland, AmManies, New Terra-Nullius, Aeolist, The Jerichowan Country, Laudesia, Kwaj, Tibus Heth, Amerian States, Svenskskit, Votak Matim, Waldekit, East Supple Lund, Kastonvia, Whole India, Volstaland, Bend Mai, Lorigia, PlanetMercury, Yokciq Empire, Russila, 1 very fast endotarter, Dangine, Walter Jackson, Sojenre, Nuronte, Seltsames Auge, Yellops, Q w e r t y, The Scorched Empire, Amderlask, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Eraver, Card Kingdom, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Jaxikistan, State of Dragoonia, Ayuzhhhhh, Democratic Peoples Republic of Helheim, Oruntar, Haarlen, The Navy Blue, Unsophisticate, Excedra, Lucedeia, Sachi, Arjuna, Destroedor, Harjad, Milhanex, Concordare, Seenvorland, Eternal Dominion, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Nordic-British Union, Madjack, Intion North, Keld, Jinju-Do, Steampunk Ariel, Sundred, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Kingdom Of Manaf, Cinnibar, Klodma, Tsandonown, Figyjharli, Carpathina, Aryan Homeland, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Maott, Wapistan, Aenglaland, Ilaya, 0oga, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Transyania, The Erie Doctrine, Imperial Pieserged, and Jaded Grammarians.

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