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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,264thLargest Populations: 4,760th
The God of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
the god of all
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Jahwe

Population24.057 billion

CapitalEverywhere
LeaderJahwe
FaithJudeochristianislamity

Currencygod
AnimalSheep

The God of Jahwe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jahwe with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 24.057 billion Jahweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion gods a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,061 gods, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahwe's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judeochristianislamity.

Jahwe is ranked 224,692nd in the world and 162nd in belgium for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,264thLargest Populations: 4,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,590thHighest Economic Output: 10,889thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,368thMost Cultured: 16,426thMost Developed: 18,765thHealthiest Citizens: 19,686thLowest Crime Rates: 20,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,117th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, many Jahweans twitch nervously at the sight of nuns.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.

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