The People's Republic of Jagaief is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zàvim Lì with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.168 billion Jagais are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vo'xing. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jagaien economy, worth 75.4 trillion törègs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,514 törègs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, citizens must pay to enjoy Jagaief's pristine beaches, Buddhism has been named as Jagaief's national religion, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jagaief's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Jagaief is ranked 25,969^th in the world and 1,363^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,033.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.