by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 1,878thMost Armed: 5,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,247th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Uhuru, Umoja, Anuwai (Liberty, Unity, Diversity)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.964 billion

LeaderPresident Hassan Adelaye

CurrencyJafalan Dollar

The Democratic Republic of Jafala is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Hassan Adelaye with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.964 billion Jafalans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumbiwa. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jafalan economy, worth 646 trillion Jafalan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,927 Jafalan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the diplomatic corps stinks, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jafala's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Secularism.

Jafala is ranked 34,575th in the world and 827th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,202.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 1,878thMost Armed: 5,510thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,247thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,400thMost Authoritarian: 12,772nd
Most Primitive: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 153rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 226th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 308th in the regionMost Influential: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 499th in the regionMost Devout: 501st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 565th in the region

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