The Republic of Jaemir is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 617 million Jaemirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treemon. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jaemirian economy, worth 36.0 trillion Mons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,411 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, there is something rotten in the state of Jaemir, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, and Jaemir has designated Treemon as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Jaemir's national animal is the Tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jaemir is ranked 119,632^nd in the world and 5,071^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.