The Republic of Jaemir is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.851 billion Jaemirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treemon. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jaemirian economy, worth 96.6 trillion Mons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,179 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaemir's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaemir is ranked 156,646^th in the world and 6,196^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.