The Holy Empire of Jadis Kwatin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 16.853 billion Jadis Kwatinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jadis Kwatinian economy, worth 627 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 37,210 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jadis Kwatin's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jadis Kwatin is ranked 151,553^rd in the world and 3^rd in North Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.9 law-abiding acts per hour.