The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Nahwi Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.411 billion Grammarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bunpou. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grammarin economy, worth 158 trillion Grammarin wordias a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,555 Grammarin wordias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaded Grammarians's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arethajes.

Jaded Grammarians is ranked 204,867^th in the world and 10,541^st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.89 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.