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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 771stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,497th
The Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
What's life without a challenge?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jaded Grammarians

Population1.411 billion

CapitalNew Bunpou
LeaderSultan Nahwi Shah

CurrencyGrammarin wordia
Animalbarn owl

The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Nahwi Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.411 billion Grammarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bunpou. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grammarin economy, worth 158 trillion Grammarin wordias a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,555 Grammarin wordias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaded Grammarians's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arethajes.

Jaded Grammarians is ranked 204,867th in the world and 10,541st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.89 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 341stMost Influential: 771stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,497thMost Devout: 3,518thSafest: 3,525thMost Pacifist: 4,735thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,243rdNicest Citizens: 5,346thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,708thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,892ndBest Weather: 7,020thHealthiest Citizens: 7,071stMost Inclusive: 7,736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,808thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,312thMost Developed: 9,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,452ndHighest Food Quality: 11,200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,739thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,361stTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,597thLargest Governments: 13,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,018thMost Efficient Economies: 25,884th
Most Devout: 127th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionSafest: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 261st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 304th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 341st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 397th in the regionBest Weather: 406th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 454th in the regionMost Inclusive: 460th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 496th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 503rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 519th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 553rd in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 609th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 612th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 644th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 652nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 653rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 684th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 706th in the regionLargest Governments: 707th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 819th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 953rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,077th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,240th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,328th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Jaded Grammarians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Jaded Grammarians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 314 » Ayuzhhhhh, Hellsinky, Yaorozu, Aerilia, Amestris-Britannia, Kastonvia, Lulubellia, Tibus Heth, The Rhein States, Hardscrabble, Ethnon, Joodey, New Lakemba, Aenglaland, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Imperial Pieserged, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Napnomadia, Loutsland, Corfad, Card Kingdom, Tachycardia, Bankowiata, Votak Matim, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, Sikol, ForestMythal, Eastern Apalstan, Siwale, Former English Colony, Pallaith, Ellbonnia, Holy Marcus Empire, XD 2, Aeolist, Kwaj, Xagill, Arquan, Aetulia, Ahssn, Sunto, Bapaving, Altivia, Azzarel, Batatoland Empire, Canineia, and 264 others.Chadinton, Brsil, North Bratislava, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Cartures, Arctic Kingdoms, Parpyduckland, Chukstik Illahi, AmManies, Sojenre, Dacian Freelands, Dakota Territories, Demo Troplenia, Dromanius, Arrivederci, Enfindania, Detrivania, Veltvalen, Confederacy of North America, Alice Gardens, DIMAnism, El Guajuila, Dicko, Democatic Donkeys, Fratanica, Federation Terra Australis, Eggplant Island, Klodma, Fran Advar, Wilkshire, Free Culture, The Erie Doctrine, Gendirt, Deseret-Moronia, Chiho, Eraver, Andanavia, Harjad, Holy Oranz, Intion North, Intelbrazia, Frances Francis the First of France, Inspiratus, Felpolandia, Desvios, Just Vibin, Keld, Katuda, Q w e r t y, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Kranostav, Laxoimia, Laurendon, Liberum Hibernia, Nordic-British Union, Pasargad, Lil Nasbol, Galom Dasir, Cinnibar, David Davidson, Megopoli, Karazan, Malta Comino Gozo, Pazair, Luminerra, Laudesia, Neavira, Neopie, Clan Spaniel, Manticore utopia, Nuronte, Northern Socialist Council Republics, ABC, Empy, Necromonia, Jancokk, Mk Steele, Old Emporia, Oannia, Liminyj, Mystiquelle, LostLegion, Panama Coalition, Nationeer, Perikuresu, Quentiam Viventem, Miamington, Pinguioris, Pederlandia, Yellops, Nistriabar, Pleroma Sans Romans, Rainengrad, Renemaran, Phoronu, PotatoFarmers, Solaria Alliance, State of Dragoonia, Seenvorland, South Baba, Singamadri, Stud Hoy, Rinadia, Freyford, The Windmilluminati, TJUN-ia, Solcius, The Bureaucratic Territories, Tyrantio Land, Lucedeia, Soviet Terran, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Unsophisticate, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Ramiru, Tvers, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Unshleepd, United Soviet State of North Amerika, United States of Medford, Very Pog, Logovets, Upper Canada Republic, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Western Vapia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Walter Jackson, Wooleystan, Nordliches Stadt, Vene Gra, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Super Girl, Zeldania, Vesuva, Konolas, Lovarpia, Zemper Macro, Vexilia, Zupla, The Sinclarian Provinces, Tehmistan, Wisconsota, Warnen, Solmetria, Yukti, The Vistula, Pradovnia, SORT, Visse, United States of Americanas, Zimmerdachen, United Asgardian States, DarThvadrville, Khoik, Bongo Mountain, Sattelbach, Sanctum Teriaris, Tyirza, Seanat, Zecit, Steampunk Ariel, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Artelesia, Regallio, Bornodia, Sil Dorsett, 1 very fast endotarter, Maott, Wineclaw, Landraya, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, Valentine Z, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Waystar Fujiwara International, Blyskalia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Gragadoia, Gorundu, Merconitonitopia, Bagojo, Flurbleland, Sinelona, Hozhor, Thought Obliteration, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Ardonii, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Loli County, Zaldir, Fatski land, United Kahndaq, Ilonan, Varisland, Napnap, Hippogriffia, Gurou, -Azteca Mexico, Filibustra, Orado, Plangainer, New Trisone, Omicron Persei V111, La F, Jupi Utopia, Meretime Pacifis, Valiacorkit, Galbadiana, United States of Dictators, Trubirohan, Libertarianists States, Leo Islands, Sakupolis, Prevaland, Sannius, Kree Turrytopia, The Zheng Dynasty, Heilhum Imperius, Anchovan, Selfgradatude, Tape, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Immanuelia, Nothing Of Value, Capablanca, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Piura, Banaus, Zyvetskistaahn, Unitarian Universalism, Scroplia, Sencalia, Testnation223, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Diodone, Smib, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Lefevrerismo, Sea Star Islands, Neutral Centrists, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Kaulankiland, Twinbrook, Meadowfields, Kormisia, Aekp, and Imperialist Kondor.