The Queendom of Jade Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.239 billion Dragons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jade Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,100 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jade Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jade Dragonia is ranked 8,491^st in the world and 225^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.29 law-abiding acts per hour.