The Kingdom of Jacrovnia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 305 million Eshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embassy HQ. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Eshian economy, worth 22.2 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,669 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Jacrovnia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Jacrovnia is ranked 39,517th in the world and 2nd in The Embassy for Most Primitive, scoring 58.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jacrovnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Jacrovnia, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
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Jacrovnia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Jacrovnia, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in
Jacrovnia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in
Jacrovnia, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
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Jacrovnia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
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Jacrovnia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
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Jacrovnia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
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Jacrovnia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.