The Eshialand in The Embassy of Jacrovnia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.244 billion Eshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embassy HQ. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eshian economy, worth 121 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,520 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime is totally unknown. Jacrovnia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jacrovnia is ranked 121,989^th in the world and 7^th in The Embassy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.94 law-abiding acts per hour.