The Kingdom of Jacrovnia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 312 million Eshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embassy HQ. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eshian economy, worth 23.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,609 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown. Jacrovnia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jacrovnia is ranked 83,136^th in the world and 8^th in The Embassy for Most Secular, with 17.95 Atheism Rate.