The Kingdom of Jacrovnia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 438 million Eshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embassy HQ. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eshian economy, worth 34.4 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,443 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, supervisors in Jacrovnia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Jacrovnia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jacrovnia is ranked 177,236^th in the world and 14^th in The Embassy for Largest Populations, with 438 million Capita.