Most Ignorant Citizens: 98th Most Devout: 138th Highest Crime Rates: 526th
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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.737 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jacobs Cattlebeanian economy, worth 120 trillion Tiny Ferrets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,237 Tiny Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, research into artificial intelligence has been banned, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 157,310th in the world and 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean for Longest Average Lifespans, with 29.1 Years.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 98thMost Devout: 138thHighest Crime Rates: 526thNicest Citizens: 687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 707thHighest Drug Use: 1,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,109thMost Armed: 1,561stTop
5%
Best Weather: 2,290thFattest Citizens: 2,598thMost Stationary: 2,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,892ndLargest Black Market: 3,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,396thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,851stLargest Governments: 9,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,686thLargest Populations: 11,310thMost Authoritarian: 12,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,317th

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  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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