by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 8,418thMost Income Equality: 14,026thMost Conservative: 18,599th
The Colorado State Park of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I Like Fire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Jackson Lake SP

Population1.525 billion


The Colorado State Park of Jackson Lake SP is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.525 billion Jackson Lake SPians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jackson Lake SPian economy, worth 27.7 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,191 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackson Lake SP's national animal is the Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Jackson Lake SP is ranked 134,388th in the world and 38th in The Phoenix Nest for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 357.93 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Authoritarian: 8,418thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,026thMost Conservative: 18,599th
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the region

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