Population | 18.503 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Jack Bristow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.503 billion Jack Bristowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The strong Jack Bristowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,480 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,784 per year while the poor average 3,625, a ratio of 126 to 1.
Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Jack Bristow has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Jack Bristow in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jack Bristow's national animal is the deer.
Jack Bristow is ranked 137,582nd in the world and 377th in United States of America for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
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- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Jack Bristow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.