The Federal Republic of Jabloko is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pavel Miljukov with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.013 billion Yablokans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yablokan economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion tselkovyjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 116,485 tselkovyjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Jabloko's national animal is the bluebird.

Jabloko is ranked 133,456^th in the world and 1,310^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,777.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.