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Nudest: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,383rd
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
I would not. Would you?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Jabloko

Population14.301 billion

CapitalPetersburg
LeaderPavel Miljukov

Currencytselkovyj
Animalbluebird

The Federal Republic of Jabloko is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pavel Miljukov with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.301 billion Yablokans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yablokan economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion tselkovyjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 116,485 tselkovyjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is totally unknown. Jabloko's national animal is the bluebird.

Jabloko is ranked 206,295th in the world and 2,940th in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Nudest: 185thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,383rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,450thMost Inclusive: 7,780thMost Developed: 7,964thSmartest Citizens: 8,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,683rdMost Stationary: 8,984thMost Cultured: 9,638thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,716thHighest Food Quality: 9,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,034thNicest Citizens: 10,631stHighest Economic Output: 11,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,519thMost Influential: 13,156thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,068thMost Secular: 15,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,700thHealthiest Citizens: 16,748thLargest Populations: 20,967thMost Politically Free: 25,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,256thLargest Governments: 26,546th
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Nudest: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 187th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 213th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionNicest Citizens: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionRudest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Secular: 317th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 339th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 342nd in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the region

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  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jabloko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Influential.

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