The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.422 billion J o Jian Defense Squad A2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong J o Jian Defense Squad A2ian economy, worth 517 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,945 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Defense Squad A2's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Defense Squad A2 is ranked 174,240^th in the world and 1^st in CoFFN for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.