The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A1 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.319 billion J o Jian Defense Squad A1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong J o Jian Defense Squad A1ian economy, worth 520 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,869 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Defense Squad A1's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Defense Squad A1 is ranked 76,857^th in the world and 1^st in Female Led Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.