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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,935thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,072ndMost Primitive: 12,329th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Military, Nation, Authority, Freedom, and Justice.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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J o Jian Capture Squad Alpha

Population3.392 billion


The Armed Republic of J o Jian Capture Squad Alpha is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.392 billion J o Jian Capture Squad Alphans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The very strong J o Jian Capture Squad Alphan economy, worth 208 trillion Sauces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,320 Sauces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,886 per year while the poor average 7,932, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J o Jian Capture Squad Alpha's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad Alpha is ranked 56,821st in the world and 1st in Ceskian Federation for Most Influential, scoring 372 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,935thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,072ndTop
Most Primitive: 12,329thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,401stMost Pro-Market: 19,516thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,765thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,719thFattest Citizens: 20,977th

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