The Limited Democracy of J o J is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Tetrick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.638 billion J o Jians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucey Swes. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,617 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

J o J is ranked 318^th in the world and 1^st in J o J for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2,944.36 Bank.