The Limited Democracy of J o J is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Tetrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.071 billion J o Jians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucey Swes. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,278 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

J o J is ranked 14,349^th in the world and 1^st in J o J for Highest Economic Output, with 1,267 trillion Standard Monetary Units.