by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Valuable International Artwork: 343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,517th
The Limited Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
Unity through Nationality
Founder / Supreme Ruler / General
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

J o J

Population7.071 billion

CapitalSaucey Swes
LeaderPresident Tetrick


The Limited Democracy of J o J is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Tetrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.071 billion J o Jians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucey Swes. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,278 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

J o J is ranked 14,349th in the world and 1st in J o J for Highest Economic Output, with 1,267 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 343rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,454thLowest Crime Rates: 6,833rdLargest Governments: 8,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,220thLargest Mining Sector: 9,742ndRudest Citizens: 11,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,858thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,228thHighest Economic Output: 14,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,629thMost Developed: 14,996thLargest Retail Industry: 16,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,256thSafest: 18,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,834thMost Secular: 21,110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,129thMost Influential: 21,905thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,015thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,620th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts