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Most Valuable International Artwork: 318thMost Patriotic: 2,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,360th
The Limited Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
Unity through Nationality
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Supreme Ruler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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J o J

Population7.638 billion

CapitalSaucey Swes
LeaderPresident Tetrick
FaithChristianity

CurrencySauce
AnimalEagle

The Limited Democracy of J o J is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Tetrick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.638 billion J o Jians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucey Swes. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient J o Jian economy, worth a remarkable 1,371 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,617 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o J's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

J o J is ranked 318th in the world and 1st in J o J for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2,944.36 Bank.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 318thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,372ndRudest Citizens: 6,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,836thLowest Crime Rates: 7,019thLargest Mining Sector: 8,144thMost Efficient Economies: 8,213thLargest Governments: 9,069thHighest Average Incomes: 9,192ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,078thHighest Economic Output: 13,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,598thMost Developed: 14,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,254thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,137thMost Influential: 20,491stMost Secular: 21,039thSafest: 21,055thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,314th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in J o J, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : J o J was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : J o J updated the World Factbook entry in J o J.
  • : Following new legislation in J o J, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make J o Jian mussels the biggest in J o J.

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