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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212th
The Aerokinetic Empire of
Capitalizt
That's what she said.
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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J1t1a

Population16.898 billion

CapitalJ1t1a City
LeaderDave

CurrencySeptim
AnimalAir Bender

The Aerokinetic Empire of J1t1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dave with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.898 billion J1t1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of J1t1a City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient J1t1an economy, worth a remarkable 6,564 trillion Septims a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 388,501 Septims, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,604,825 per year while the poor average 3,929, a ratio of 917 to 1.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. J1t1a's national animal is the Air Bender, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

J1t1a is ranked 212th in the world and 2nd in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,781.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 238thHighest Disposable Incomes: 279thLargest Mining Sector: 309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 383rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 385thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 456thLargest Insurance Industry: 490thMost Avoided: 676thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 694thMost Efficient Economies: 766thHighest Average Incomes: 811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 880thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 927thFattest Citizens: 1,041stHighest Economic Output: 1,067thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,186thRudest Citizens: 1,190thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,081stLargest Retail Industry: 3,265thSmartest Citizens: 3,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,967thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,944thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,414thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,829thLowest Crime Rates: 8,625thLargest Populations: 9,446thLargest Governments: 9,689thTop
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Most Armed: 10,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,596thMost Pro-Market: 13,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,766thLargest Black Market: 13,975thMost Secular: 16,092ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,532nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : J1t1a was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in J1t1a, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.

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