The 99% Sugar Free Salt Extract of Izonno is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Izon with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.955 billion Izonnoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Compton. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Izonnoan economy, worth 642 trillion Iconas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,574 Iconas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and classes at Compton University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izonno's national animal is the Pop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Izonno was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Quark Unit.
- : Izonno was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Under Upper Antartica.
- : Following new legislation in Izonno, classes at Compton University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day.
- : Following new legislation in Izonno, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Izonno, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Izonno, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Izonno endorsed The Republic of America Mjolnir.
- : Izonno endorsed The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Izonno was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Izonno was endorsed by The Community of Way Flufff.
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