The Kingdom of Ivtrovertia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cathryn with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.49 billion Introvertians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silence. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ivtrovertian economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion moments of silence a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,647 moments of silence, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Ivtrovertian weed picker are way up, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivtrovertia's national animal is the Shih Tzu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respecting Others.

Ivtrovertia is ranked 11,268^th in the world and 285^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.91 law-abiding acts per hour.