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Most Influential: 281st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,121st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,295th
The Gaytriarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Straight(s) to the Gulag
Gaytriarch Gremblo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Ivory Rhodes

Population14.021 billion

LeaderGaytriarch Gremblo

AnimalDrag Queen

The Gaytriarchy of Ivory Rhodes is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gaytriarch Gremblo with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.021 billion Ivory Rhodesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brighton. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ivory Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,615 trillion Grindrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 186,520 Grindrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Ivory Rhodes's border, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown. Ivory Rhodes's national animal is the Drag Queen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ivory Rhodes is ranked 2,337th in the world and 11th in Social Liberal Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 281stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,121stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,302ndMost Developed: 1,726thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,269thMost Efficient Economies: 2,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,360thMost Cultured: 2,397thSmartest Citizens: 2,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,204thMost Inclusive: 3,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,664thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,806thHighest Economic Output: 4,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,706thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,963rdNicest Citizens: 5,056thSafest: 5,268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,482ndLargest Governments: 5,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,638thMost Pacifist: 6,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,047thBest Weather: 7,893rdNudest: 8,333rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,814thMost Secular: 10,305thLargest Populations: 10,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,972ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,982ndMost Income Equality: 14,487thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,829th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the region

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