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Most Authoritarian: 1,181stMost Extreme: 2,704thMost Conservative: 3,269th
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Ivory Coasts

Population3.104 billion

LeaderEmperor Oluwafemi

CurrencyIvory sterling

The Empire of Ivory Coasts is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Oluwafemi with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.104 billion Ivorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timbuktu. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ivory Coastsian economy, worth 29.5 trillion Ivory sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,519 Ivory sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ivory Coasts has designated Timbuktu as its capital city, Emperor Oluwafemi has just been declared ruler of Ivory Coasts in an international press conference, and Nimbanism has been named as Ivory Coasts's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivory Coasts's national animal is the elephant and its national religion is Nimbanism.

Ivory Coasts is ranked 181,252nd in the world and 4th in Gold Coasts for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Authoritarian: 1,181stTop
Most Extreme: 2,704thMost Conservative: 3,269thMost Income Equality: 5,354thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,101st

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