The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a pretty cool human bean with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 7.913 billion Ivetnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivetnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion Vemils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,481 Vemils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Equilism, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivetnia's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is drawn out sigh noise.

Ivetnia is ranked 1,554^th in the world and 7^th in Equilism for Highest Poor Incomes, with 196,395.73 Standard Monetary Units.