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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,491st Most Pacifist: 1,896th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,074th
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Ivetnia

Population5.138 billion

CapitalHaven
Leadera pretty cool human bean
Faithdrawn out sigh noise

CurrencyVemil
AnimalPangolin

The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a pretty cool human bean with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.138 billion Ivetnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivetnian economy, worth 736 trillion Vemils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,271 Vemils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivetnia's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is drawn out sigh noise.

Ivetnia is ranked 4,943rd in the world and 14th in Equilism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,403.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,491stTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,156thMost Inclusive: 2,185thSafest: 2,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,429thNicest Citizens: 2,667thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,746thBest Weather: 2,753rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,883rdMost Developed: 2,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,456thSmartest Citizens: 4,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,527thLowest Crime Rates: 5,842ndLargest Governments: 6,111thMost Secular: 6,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,477thMost Efficient Economies: 6,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,606thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,509thMost Income Equality: 10,419thHighest Average Incomes: 14,022nd
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Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Ivetnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Ivetnia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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