The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a pretty cool human bean with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.138 billion Ivetnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivetnian economy, worth 736 trillion Vemils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,271 Vemils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivetnia's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is drawn out sigh noise.

Ivetnia is ranked 4,943^rd in the world and 14^th in Equilism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,403.74 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.