The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a pretty cool human bean with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.593 billion Ivetnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivetnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Vemils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,956 Vemils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Ivetnians made a dessert and called it peace, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivetnia's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is drawn out sigh noise.

Ivetnia is ranked 789^th in the world and 3^rd in Equilism for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,119.52 Tourists Per Hour.