The Community of Ivannlandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivan Kurlanski with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.929 billion Ivannlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxnard High School. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ivannlandian economy, worth 190 trillion ProcrastiCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 98,734 ProcrastiCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Ivannlandia's national animal is the Jesso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ivannlandia is ranked 4,387^th in the world and 261^st in Balder for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,032.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.