The Natural Order of Itzoma is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Itzo with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.099 billion Itzomen enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamballah. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Itzoman economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion biebers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,646 biebers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,812 per year while the poor average 9,247, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Sick days are on the rise, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and the dartboard at the Itzoman Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Itzo's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Itzoma's national animal is the burrrrrrrrrrr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itzanity.

Itzoma is ranked 257,515^th in the world and 169^th in Texas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -29.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.