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Highest Crime Rates: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,350th
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Itzoma

Population23.099 billion

CapitalShamballah
LeaderItzo
FaithItzanity

Currencybieber
Animalburrrrrrrrrrr

The Natural Order of Itzoma is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Itzo with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.099 billion Itzomen enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shamballah. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Itzoman economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion biebers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,646 biebers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,812 per year while the poor average 9,247, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Sick days are on the rise, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and the dartboard at the Itzoman Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Itzo's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Itzoma's national animal is the burrrrrrrrrrr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itzanity.

Itzoma is ranked 257,515th in the world and 169th in Texas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -29.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,350thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,524thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,639thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,750thMost Avoided: 2,271stFattest Citizens: 2,542ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,608thMost Armed: 3,738thMost Stationary: 5,239thLargest Populations: 6,701stRudest Citizens: 7,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,940thLargest Mining Sector: 8,488thHighest Economic Output: 9,146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,027thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,723rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,304thHighest Drug Use: 22,341stMost Influential: 22,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,368th
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itzoma, the dartboard at the Itzoman Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Itzo's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Itzoma, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Itzoma was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Itzoma was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Southern kodiaks, curing 1 million infected.

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