The Republic of Ittonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Albrecht Higel with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.401 billion Ittonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottosburg. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ittonian economy, worth 136 trillion Ittonian Crowns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,081 Ittonian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Ittonia as a reminder of their "special relationship", politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the new one Ittonian Crown coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ittonia's national animal is the Two-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ittonia is ranked 17,902^nd in the world and 11^th in Fylkirvegr for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,144.74 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.