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Its Hell

Population3.928 billion

CapitalNinth Circle
LeaderLucifer Morningstar

CurrencySulfur Disc

The United States of Its Hell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucifer Morningstar with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.928 billion Hellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninth Circle. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellian economy, worth 406 trillion Sulfur Discs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,488 Sulfur Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, saying "don't do anything that Lucifer Morningstar wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and political cartoons depicting Lucifer Morningstar's face on a Bat's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Its Hell's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Satanisim.

Its Hell is ranked 15,573rd in the world and 828th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.54 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,088thMost Influential: 1,405thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,320thTop
Best Weather: 12,719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,719thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,964thMost Developed: 13,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,573rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,182ndMost Cultured: 19,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,350thMost Efficient Economies: 20,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,487th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 370th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 580th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Stationary: 636th in the regionBest Weather: 653rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 714th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 716th in the regionMost Developed: 727th in the regionRudest Citizens: 749th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 785th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 808th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 828th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 841st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 897th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 920th in the regionMost Cultured: 947th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 961st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 970th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,019th in the region

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