The Beached Huddle of Itrosomia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.949 billion Itrosomae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Frozen City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itrosomior economy, worth 549 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,217 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, Itrosomior tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Itrosomia flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itrosomia's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Itrosomia is ranked 141,271^st in the world and 257^th in Spiritus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.