The United Kingdom of Itini is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mari Ajaxin with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.557 billion Itinians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esory City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Itinian economy, worth 939 trillion Itses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,234 Itses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Itini has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Itini is ranked 283,025th in the world and 138th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Fattest Citizens, with 6.5 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Itini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Itini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Itini, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Itini has found 2 easter eggs).
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Itini, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
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Itini, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
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Itini, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
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Itini, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
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Itini was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Nouveau Sceubar.
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Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Itini was endorsed by
The Progressive Republic of VuVuVaz.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Veyoris,
Varavano,
Kanoshu,
The Herrebrugh Islands,
Nachturne,
Dekks,
Ratesbabwe,
VuVuVaz, and
Nouveau Sceubar.