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Most Armed: 4,746thLowest Crime Rates: 6,693rdMost Influential: 6,907th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Itini

Population3.554 billion

CapitalItini City
LeaderMari Ajaxin

CurrencyIts
AnimalWolf

The United States of Itini is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mari Ajaxin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.554 billion Itinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itini City. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itinian economy, worth 506 trillion Theirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,551 Theirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Mari Ajaxin, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itini is ranked 6,693rd in the world and 24th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.78 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Armed: 4,746thLowest Crime Rates: 6,693rdMost Influential: 6,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,879thHealthiest Citizens: 8,382ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,003rdMost Developed: 9,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,198thLargest Governments: 10,657thMost Devout: 11,108thMost Efficient Economies: 11,327thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,807thMost Inclusive: 12,878thHighest Food Quality: 12,878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,758thBest Weather: 14,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,060thSmartest Citizens: 15,438thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,788thHighest Average Incomes: 15,839thMost Cultured: 16,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,788th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itini, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Mari Ajaxin.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Itini was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Devout.
  • : Itini withdrew its endorsement from The Kingdom of Veyoris.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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