The Military Administration of Ithen Shossla is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Manouchehr Farzin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.399 billion Ithen Shosslans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The very strong Ithen Shosslan economy, worth 329 trillion Military Administration pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,828 Military Administration pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, the government funds large training centres to turn falcons into functioning members of society, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ithen Shossla's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ithen Shossla is ranked 34,232^nd in the world and 105^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.35 law-abiding acts per hour.