The Coalition of Ithalian Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Fredrick Von Bannderburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.319 billion Ithalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bannderburg. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ithalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Ithalian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,970 Ithalian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Bannderburg Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ithalian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Founders.

Ithalian Empire is ranked 82,623^rd in the world and 7^th in Confederation of Sovereign States for Most Income Equality, scoring 29.64 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.