The Coalition of Ithalian Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Fredrick Von Bannderburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.656 billion Ithalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bannderburg. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ithalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion Ithalian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,346 Ithalian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, Emperor Fredrick Von Bannderburg tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ithalian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Founders.

Ithalian Empire is ranked 13,480^th in the world and 4^th in Confederation of Sovereign States for Most Developed, scoring 82.77 on the Human Development Index.