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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 316th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 401st
The Military Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
The Work of a Nation
Mountain Dewus Junior
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.784 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.784 billion Itallitopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of reme. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,997 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Workers Stamp battlesuits, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lalaism.

Itallitopia is ranked 165,330th in the world and 8,928th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 31.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 597thMost Influential: 688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,153rdLargest Black Market: 1,569thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,800thMost Armed: 1,972ndRudest Citizens: 2,413thLargest Governments: 3,249thLargest Mining Sector: 3,958thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,966thSmartest Citizens: 4,725thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,053rdMost Cultured: 7,098thMost Avoided: 7,503rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,786thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,750thMost Inclusive: 11,484thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,494thMost Developed: 12,413thHighest Economic Output: 12,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,076th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 126th in the regionRudest Citizens: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Avoided: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 323rd in the regionMost Cultured: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 388th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 437th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 547th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 625th in the regionMost Stationary: 689th in the regionMost Inclusive: 692nd in the regionMost Developed: 726th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 879th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 250 » Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Wodan, Great Bights Mum, Diodone, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, General COE, Bayern-Straubing, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Sunto, Kelvaros Prime, Siwale, SillyString, Azzarel, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Oranz, Felpolandia, Kubrostavsria, Misthas, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, American MapleStory, Boggovia, Radicaster, TerranulliuZ, Amerian States, Western Vapia, New Phyrreus, Necromonia, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Q w e r t y, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Jefffliu, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atheenos, Puczovska, Malta Comino Gozo, and 200 others.Moubarakistan, Dopeland420, Alice Gardens, Ozstan, SORT, Frances Francis the First of France, British Bayonet, Wunderstrafanstalt, New Lakemba, Pleroma Sans Romans, Atain, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Ka Ching, Unimaginable Doom, The Mike Roctafinserland, Diche Choklate, Painisia, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, Yukti, Guslantis, Govornia, Lower Nubia, THX1138, Viridiann, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Avalon, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Halcon siveriano, Ethnon, The United States of Romania, Kulgatha, Maott, Helium Kittens United, Avemterra, El Fiji Grande, Ecronentia, German Holy Roman Empire, Misuvelia, Neo-Philadelphia, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Lunallian, Babacar, New Chilokver, Choistan, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, New Pruessen, Amauri, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, New Bremerton, Minuda, Snoodum, Beladev, Ostrinios, Great Solordia, Kobagia, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Niradans, National Goats, AGoodPlace, Ethereal Expanse, Beagles Reborn, SchoolHouse Rock, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Sinelona, Pacificao, Adkins Station, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Sakaryata, Ice and Tinian, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Yummy Blubber, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Acrabinnia, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, ISOP, The South Falls, New Eleria, Warsaw-Halicz, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Steraz, Pasargad, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Hesterin, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Renzic, Fizban, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Sea Ghost, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Soviet Terran, Lost Staria, Staunching the Tycoon, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rkainjel, Apetopia, Lomjia, Thiammyalllaland, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Bananoonza, Yugobatania, Legendsland, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, Cobrakia, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Fayyayid, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Brettenia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, and Antityranicals.

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