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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population7.394 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.394 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,956 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 202,305th in the world and 8,105th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.46 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 298thHighest Poor Incomes: 385thMost Influential: 584thLargest Black Market: 795thMost Armed: 862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 865thHighest Average Incomes: 1,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,854thTop
Largest Governments: 2,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,686thMost Developed: 3,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,392ndSmartest Citizens: 4,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,798thHighest Economic Output: 5,451stMost Efficient Economies: 5,975thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,481stMost Cultured: 7,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,328thRudest Citizens: 8,364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,657thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,719thLowest Crime Rates: 14,013thMost Stationary: 16,034thMost Secular: 21,973rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 155th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Developed: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 275th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 349th in the regionMost Stationary: 364th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 411th in the regionRudest Citizens: 425th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 711th in the regionMost Inclusive: 753rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 796th in the regionLargest Populations: 832nd in the region

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