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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.223 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.223 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 375,041 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 205,722nd in the world and 10,004th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 21.12 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 641stLargest Black Market: 739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 807thMost Armed: 829thHighest Average Incomes: 929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,833rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,931stLargest Mining Sector: 3,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,418thMost Developed: 3,682ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,830thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,672ndSmartest Citizens: 4,685thMost Efficient Economies: 5,982ndHighest Economic Output: 6,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,915thMost Avoided: 7,192ndMost Cultured: 7,267thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,632ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,513thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,575thMost Inclusive: 13,720thMost Authoritarian: 14,243rdMost Stationary: 17,510thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,499th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Avoided: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 559th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 640th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 658th in the regionMost Inclusive: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 814th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 864th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 988th in the region

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