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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rd
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.259 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.259 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,914 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 37,778th in the world and 1,550th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,616.56 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rdMost Patriotic: 304thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347thHighest Poor Incomes: 390thMost Influential: 658thLargest Black Market: 782ndMost Armed: 874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 897thHighest Average Incomes: 1,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,885thTop
Largest Governments: 2,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,730thMost Developed: 3,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,844thLargest Mining Sector: 4,409thSmartest Citizens: 4,452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,856thRudest Citizens: 4,869thHighest Economic Output: 4,988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,913thMost Efficient Economies: 6,383rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,719thMost Cultured: 7,161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,986thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,736thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,010thHighest Food Quality: 13,150thLowest Crime Rates: 14,204thMost Stationary: 14,864thMost Secular: 21,922nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 245th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionRudest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Stationary: 343rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 412th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 498th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 748th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 758th in the regionMost Inclusive: 773rd in the regionLargest Populations: 802nd in the region

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