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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,777th Largest Welfare Programs: 3,016th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,104th
The Hamlet of
Left-wing Utopia
Remember that bad times... are just times that are bad.
Eminence Grise
Heir to the Whiskers Empire
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population9.47 billion

CapitalPeoples Temple Agricultural Project
LeaderPay Triot


The Hamlet of Italios is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pay Triot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.47 billion Italions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peoples Temple Agricultural Project. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Italiosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Mints a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,415 Mints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Italios, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Italios's national animal is the caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Italios is ranked 5,540th in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Most Inclusive, scoring 214.71 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,777thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,223rdMost Developed: 4,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,274thMost Pacifist: 4,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,356thMost Cultured: 4,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,730thNicest Citizens: 4,774thBest Weather: 4,861stMost Politically Free: 5,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,407thMost Inclusive: 5,540thHealthiest Citizens: 5,865thLargest Governments: 6,228thSmartest Citizens: 6,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,820thSafest: 7,408thLowest Crime Rates: 7,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,680thTop
Nudest: 9,329thMost Influential: 10,156thHighest Economic Output: 10,361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,774thMost Efficient Economies: 13,294thMost Stationary: 13,819thMost Secular: 14,326thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,184thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,389thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,160th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the region

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