The Holy Empire of Italien Rome is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Jam with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.826 billion Italien Romeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lascia che Dio ci guidi. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Italien Romean economy, worth 225 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,314 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Italien Rome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Italien Rome's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Italien Rome is ranked 94,022^nd in the world and 89^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 166,887 Standard Monetary Units.