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Most Inclusive: 3,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,787th
The Ristorante Italiano of
Left-Leaning College State
I said pizza con peperoni!
Alessandro Mazzochi
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Italian Canada

Population7.644 billion

LeaderAlessandro Mazzochi

AnimalFlying Spaghetti Monster

The Ristorante Italiano of Italian Canada is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alessandro Mazzochi with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.644 billion Italian Canadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croopsvil. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Italian Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,999 Pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Italian Canada's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jeffism.

Italian Canada is ranked 5,785th in the world and 4th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,223.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Inclusive: 3,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,268thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,787thNicest Citizens: 3,795thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,923rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,994thMost Influential: 4,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,631stMost Developed: 4,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,921stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,287thSmartest Citizens: 5,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,741stBest Weather: 5,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,845thLargest Governments: 5,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,571stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,679thMost Cultured: 6,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,249thMost Efficient Economies: 7,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,111thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,836thLowest Crime Rates: 14,594thMost Secular: 14,891stHighest Economic Output: 15,091stHighest Drug Use: 15,636thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,824th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

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