The Ristorante Italiano of Italian Canada is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alessandro Mazzochi with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.644 billion Italian Canadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croopsvil. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Italian Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,999 Pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Italian Canada's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jeffism.

Italian Canada is ranked 5,785^th in the world and 4^th in Northern Utopia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,223.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.