The Most Serene Republic of Italia-Germania is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.14 billion Italogermanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma-Berlin. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Italogermanian economy, worth 80.6 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,666 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Roma-Berlin, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Italia-Germania's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Italia-Germania is ranked 219,689^th in the world and 22^nd in The Equator for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.