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Largest Publishing Industry: 181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 359thLargest Populations: 479th
The United Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Never so far as you wish it was
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Isselmere

Population41.792 billion

CapitalDaurmont
LeaderKing Henry V
Faithsecularism

Currencylethse
Animalblue-backed erne

The United Kingdom of Isselmere is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Henry V with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.792 billion Isselmerian-Nielanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daurmont. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isselmeric-Nielandic economy, worth an astonishing 11,053 trillion lethses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,483 lethses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime is totally unknown. Isselmere's national animal is the blue-backed erne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Isselmere is ranked 304,783rd in the world and 6th in Haven for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.02 Whatever.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 359thLargest Populations: 479thHighest Economic Output: 531stMost Stationary: 620thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 637thLeast Corrupt Governments: 801stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,125thBest Weather: 1,166thSmartest Citizens: 1,219thNicest Citizens: 1,236thHealthiest Citizens: 1,330thMost Developed: 1,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,571stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,667thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,795thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,120thMost Cultured: 2,331stHighest Food Quality: 2,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,912thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,048thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,457thMost Inclusive: 3,524thMost Patriotic: 3,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,986thMost Efficient Economies: 3,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,702ndMost Influential: 5,866thSafest: 6,247thLargest Governments: 7,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,320thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,682ndMost Secular: 17,467thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,895thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,196th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isselmere was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Isselmere was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in Isselmere, King Henry V's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Isselmere was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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