Most Subsidized Industry: 26th Most Advanced Public Transport: 196th Largest Black Market: 236th
The Moonlit Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.773 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth a remarkable 3,010 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 387,290 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Knightly Hungry Games, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Knightlies any less frightened, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Issars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 141,383rd in the world and 10th in Alstroemeria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 26thMost Advanced Public Transport: 196thLargest Black Market: 236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 418thLargest Insurance Industry: 436thHighest Poor Incomes: 452ndMost Corrupt Governments: 532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580thLargest Governments: 607thMost Advanced Public Education: 694thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 832ndMost Developed: 839thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,304thMost Efficient Economies: 1,355thMost Devout: 1,362ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,709thSmartest Citizens: 1,817thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,189thHighest Economic Output: 2,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,396thLargest Retail Industry: 3,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,931stMost Cultured: 5,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,416thLargest Mining Sector: 7,098thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,229thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,167thFattest Citizens: 10,194th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Issars, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Issars.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Knightlies any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Knightly Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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