The Republic of Isranil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by prime minister Neil Cohern with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.762 billion yiddish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of jerusalam. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient isranil economy, worth 370 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,000 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime is totally unknown. Isranil's national animal is the blue fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is yudaisme.

Isranil is ranked 61,143^rd in the world and 5^th in The United World for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,153.74 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.