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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,406thLargest Mining Sector: 10,326thMost Devout: 12,869th
The State of
Corporate Bordello
Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.59 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Bibi Netanyahu

CurrencyNew shekel ₪

The State of Israelli is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.59 billion Israelis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Israellian economy, worth 379 trillion New shekel ₪s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,638 New shekel ₪s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,020 per year while the poor average 11,757, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Israelli has designated Jerusalem as its capital city, Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu has just been declared ruler of Israelli in an international press conference, Judaism has been named as Israelli's national religion, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Israelli's national animal is the Hoopoe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israelli is ranked 38,290th in the world and 92nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,406thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,326thTop
Most Devout: 12,869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,789thMost Stationary: 16,333rdMost Pro-Market: 18,042nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the region

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