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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,209th Largest Mining Sector: 7,725th Most Devout: 10,783rd
The State of
Corporate Bordello
Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.315 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Yitzhak Rabin

CurrencyNew shekel ₪

The State of Israelli is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.315 billion Israelis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The thriving Israellian economy, worth 243 trillion New shekel ₪s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 56,353 New shekel ₪s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,474 per year while the poor average 11,495, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Israelli has designated Jerusalem as its capital city, Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin has just been declared ruler of Israelli in an international press conference, Judaism has been named as Israelli's national religion, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Israelli's national animal is the Hoopoe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

Israelli is ranked 119,390th in the world and 131st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 452.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,209thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 7,725thTop
Most Devout: 10,783rdMost Pro-Market: 12,263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,070th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 11th in the region

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