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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Black Market: 9th
The Oppressive Oppressors of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Remember: We can always make it worse.
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Israeli Airstrikes

Population30.415 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.415 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 28,600 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 940,346 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,921,479 per year while the poor average 232,877, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and email killed the radio star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 51st in the world and 1st in The Black Hawks for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 194,145.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36thMost Patriotic: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99thMost Corrupt Governments: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205thMost Efficient Economies: 237thMost Avoided: 240thLargest Governments: 241stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 256thFattest Citizens: 348thLowest Crime Rates: 443rdLargest Retail Industry: 622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 730thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,058thMost Stationary: 1,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,952ndTop
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Largest Populations: 2,471stMost Primitive: 4,056thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,933rdRudest Citizens: 6,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,402ndMost Secular: 8,862ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,576thMost Influential: 9,592ndMost Conservative: 9,627thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,973rdSmartest Citizens: 18,395thMost Authoritarian: 18,920thMost Developed: 19,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,063rd
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, email killed the radio star.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".

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