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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th
The Oppressive Oppressors of
Corporate Police State
Remember: We can always make it worse.
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Israeli Airstrikes

Population29.473 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.473 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,277 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 925,513 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,530,501 per year while the poor average 108,462, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the police double as repo men, and the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 13,035th in the world and 23rd in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,487.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 140thMost Avoided: 147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 175thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 183rdMost Efficient Economies: 233rdLargest Governments: 234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 275thFattest Citizens: 365thLowest Crime Rates: 441stLargest Retail Industry: 647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 777thMost Stationary: 1,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,419thMost Primitive: 1,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,940thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,516thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,433rdRudest Citizens: 6,470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,558thMost Conservative: 9,001stMost Secular: 9,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,493rdMost Influential: 9,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,385thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,035thSmartest Citizens: 18,757thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,914thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,339thMost Extreme: 22,444thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,242nd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the state aims to prevent terrorism by committing acts of terror against suspected aggressors.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the fate of the world literally rests on Joseph's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Israeli Airstrikes, it's best to decline if Joseph offers to buy a round of drinks.

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