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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th
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Israeli Airstrikes

Population36.023 billion

CapitalJoseph City


The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.023 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 33,958 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 301st in the world and 2nd in The Black Hawks for Most Avoided, scoring 1,145.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Agricultural Sector: 46thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thMost Corrupt Governments: 186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 192ndMost Patriotic: 194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 267thMost Subsidized Industry: 295thMost Avoided: 301stLargest Governments: 365thMost Efficient Economies: 372ndFattest Citizens: 433rdLowest Crime Rates: 549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 618thMost Stationary: 915thLargest Retail Industry: 948thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,669thLargest Populations: 2,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,506thTop
Most Primitive: 4,399thRudest Citizens: 6,890thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,144thMost Influential: 9,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,085thMost Conservative: 12,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,149thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,996thSmartest Citizens: 20,394thMost Developed: 25,179thMost Authoritarian: 28,277thLargest Gambling Industry: 29,121st
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the region

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