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The Oppressive Oppressors of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Israeli Airstrikes

Population32.173 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.173 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 30,329 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 23,419th in the world and 18th in The Black Hawks for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thHighest Economic Output: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 36thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stMost Patriotic: 75thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169thMost Subsidized Industry: 186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240thMost Avoided: 249thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 262ndLargest Governments: 268thFattest Citizens: 368thLowest Crime Rates: 492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 689thLargest Retail Industry: 736thMost Stationary: 1,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,161stLargest Populations: 2,415thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,239thRudest Citizens: 6,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,606thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,576thMost Influential: 10,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,984thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,866thSmartest Citizens: 19,464thMost Developed: 20,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,388thMost Authoritarian: 25,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,468th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 56th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.

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