Population | 1.16 billion |
Capital | Yerushalyim HaBnuyah |
Currency | Shekel |
Animal | Judean Lion |
The Kingdom of Israel and Moshiach is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.16 billion Yehudims are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalyim HaBnuyah. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Israel and Moshiachian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,503 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, and Israel and Moshiach is renowned for its lax gun laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israel and Moshiach's national animal is the Judean Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Israel and Moshiach is ranked 256,760th in the world and 34th in Middle East for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Israel and Moshiach's influence in Middle East rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Israel and Moshiach's influence in Middle East rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Israel and Moshiach lodged a message on the Middle East Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Israel and Moshiach, Israel and Moshiach is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Israel and Moshiach, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
- : Following new legislation in Israel and Moshiach, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Israel and Moshiach, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in Israel and Moshiach, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Israel and Moshiach altered its national flag.
- : Israel and Moshiach's influence in Middle East rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".